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Chris Spade

After leaving hospital after that oh-so-funny end-of-term "prank" I'm now training as a professional wrestler so if any of those responsible (you know who you are) want a fight then you can email me at and we'll sort this thing out.

For those of you nice people who didn't used to steal my underpants during PE or routinely trick me into drinking liquid nitrogen, I'd just like to say thanks. Particularly to those of you who didn't write insults about the size of my penis in my "Get Well Soon" card (which was everybody apart from Tim. Tim where are you these days??).