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Random University League Table Generator

Struggling to choose a university in the UK? Now there's no need to grapple with contradictory league tables in different national newspapers - just click [ here ] to generate a league table until you find one that fits your existing prejudices!

Rank	University	Length	Width	Girth	Arbitrary Factor	Cleanliness	Yin	Yang
1	University of Salford	143	238	0.17	81.61	12.27	0.12	2.54
2	The Labour Party	149	345	3.68	198.41	17.72	2.29	1.5
3	University of Westminster	48	368	1.18	718.98	6.2	3.31	-1.99
4	Girl Guides Association	457	36	2.87	-5.72	3.82	0.05	3.77
5	Queen Margaret University College	502	538	1.58	964.9	-5.63	3.47	0.1
6	Kingston University	458	439	2.19	224.53	11.55	-3.16	2.6
7	University of Hertfordshire	594	408	0.8	-759.16	-18.33	-0.62	0.95
8	Royal Holloway, London	429	596	3.54	246	7.29	2.47	1.06
9	University of Luton	506	99	1.99	738.79	13.59	1.23	0.62
10	University of Central England in Birmingham	402	305	1.58	414.65	-10.59	2.26	3.92
11	University of Liverpool	236	173	3.17	894.98	-4.41	0.01	3.67
12	Bolton Institute	458	235	0.29	-178.66	14.34	-0.04	-3.84
13	University of Glamorgan	182	7	0.65	517.49	19.44	0.29	0.95
14	Twenty Pence	291	384	1.01	-139.35	-3.04	3.13	3
15	Umist	164	197	4.6	109.11	9.02	-2.71	2.04
16	University of Wales, Aberystwyth	80	194	1.02	797.64	-5.99	2.07	-1.58
17	Bill Clinton	339	482	1.71	-463.94	1.72	-3.37	2.12
18	Sheffield Hallam University	203	32	0.15	610.68	19.97	2.27	0.17
19	University of East London	266	598	3.63	82.9	0.26	3.33	2.93
20	Goldsmiths College, London	594	557	0.49	25.81	17.33	0.57	0.59
21	Liverpool John Moores University	440	274	1.64	791.15	9.14	1.92	2.33
22	Ocean Finance	482	137	3.88	589.51	9.06	3.98	1.32
23	UCI Cinemas	272	282	1.46	823.9	14.83	3.84	3.77
24	Northumbria University	249	64	2.07	-55.76	-15.68	2.6	2.95
25	University of Edinburgh	554	212	3.13	475.9	6.89	3.11	-0.51
26	University of the West of England, Bristol	385	340	0.47	697.65	15.32	2.51	-1.2
27	Bournemouth University	196	97	0.45	333.09	18.36	-1.66	-0.52
28	University of Bradford	20	204	3.51	-450.94	-6.25	3.09	2.44
29	Carbon	470	97	4.88	-537.7	2.41	2.1	3.57
30	University of Wolverhampton	396	137	1.96	715.27	14.04	1.93	0.89
31	University of Southampton	335	12	2.87	245.93	-13.43	0.11	3.3
32	Keele University	593	194	1.67	728.96	-14.22	1.68	0.57
33	Edge Hill	88	80	0.28	428.05	14.6	2.82	2.68
34	Manchester Metropolitan University	421	404	1.24	43.47	-0.89	1.36	0.41
35	University of Central Lancashire	577	313	4.69	800.08	1.68	3.35	-1.09
36	University College Worcester	336	386	4.85	-364.8	9.55	-2.55	2.52
37	Lancaster University	325	130	0.57	690.49	4.41	1.2	1.34
38	Buckinghamshire Chilterns University Col	126	342	4.12	549.6	14.06	3.37	1.51
39	London School of Economics	150	268	1.95	638.54	14.78	-1.44	2.64
40	University of Paisley	185	523	0.26	626.42	14.99	-2.24	0.75
41	University of Hull	575	373	3.83	-856.6	5.93	1.2	-2.11
42	University of Durham	291	568	2.21	451.51	9.56	1.6	3.77
43	University College Chichester	441	36	2.8	-47.8	13.78	2.78	2.97
44	Oxford Brookes University	184	268	0.43	574.09	5.63	1.91	2.31
45	University College Chester	230	111	3	726.32	12.32	1.93	3.45
46	University of Brighton	357	369	3.99	256.04	19.16	2.55	-1.2
47	University College Northampton	131	293	1.99	998.26	7.9	-1.24	0.21
48	College of St Mark and St John	157	563	1.58	586.26	4.35	-2.47	2.85
49	Linux	97	382	1.06	102.35	5.51	-2.86	2
50	City University	346	329	2.62	-177.17	10.65	1.95	2.52
51	Manchester United FC	587	160	0.56	339.66	6.56	1.99	3.93
52	Jeremy Clarkson	218	332	2.75	322.14	-0.01	3.15	-0.44
53	Piccadilly Circus	107	366	1.8	-490.48	6.79	2.68	-3.71
54	University of Newcastle upon Tyne	343	508	2.62	-909.03	-12.51	0.47	2.84
55	University of Kent	146	527	4.74	294.33	-14.68	3.1	1.9
56	University of Essex	58	272	0.55	482.48	6.62	-0.97	0.11
57	University of Manchester	446	383	4.84	695.03	9.38	2.23	0.53
58	De Montfort University	470	530	1.88	217.55	14.35	1.93	0.43
59	Thames Valley University	326	432	1.67	868.57	17.16	3.3	1.7
60	Anglia Polytechnic University	296	439	3.67	707.28	-19.6	0.03	1.31
61	Napier University	130	348	1.15	5.7	14.46	3.07	3.23
62	University of Portsmouth	323	506	1.38	999.89	-4.39	3.08	3.08
63	Jack Daniels	490	463	4.75	-399.72	8.18	-0.64	-1.77
64	Roast Potatoes	395	178	2.15	558.14	-2.84	1.06	1.01
65	Brunel University	31	367	1.38	339.12	8.91	-2.06	2.06
66	Nike	187	587	3.86	309.66	5.69	-0.8	-2.42
67	The London Institute	70	210	3.92	-399.3	12.29	2.78	2.08
68	University of York	572	516	0.68	-615.75	12.83	0.69	2.16
69	The Andromeda Galaxy	362	139	2.1	232.66	2.53	2.01	-2.74
70	University of Wales Institute Cardiff	1	523	3.35	286.04	1.45	-1.33	1.18
71	Queen Mary, London	212	595	1	416.89	-4.11	-3.44	2.62
72	St Mary's College	548	220	0.1	-103.34	17.54	1.92	-3.34
73	Nottingham Trent University	404	487	2.05	-632.94	2.41	1.49	2.33
74	University College London	552	576	4.53	991.82	0.98	0.65	-1.11
75	York St John College	587	264	2.57	405.21	10.34	2.85	1.79
76	Trinity and All Saints	115	235	4.15	185.97	11.65	0.91	3.13
77	University of Exeter	51	480	0.93	539.34	15.8	-1.29	0.45
78	The Cold War	188	309	4.8	254.38	13.77	-3.01	2.75
79	Worcester Sauce	196	256	2.08	133.28	11.34	3.12	1.49
80	King Alfred's College Winchester	341	489	3.75	735.16	0.42	-3.21	2.49
81	University of Glasgow	218	251	0.51	490.04	13.74	0.32	-0.29
82	Imperial College London	406	381	3.12	-720.25	8.57	-2.13	0.5
83	Marilyn Monroe	416	269	0.21	486.07	-19.8	-1.03	-2.04
84	University of Lincoln	489	575	2.68	169.62	13.98	-3.74	-2.68
85	North East Wales Institute	357	72	2.52	770.42	-17.35	3.47	2.3
86	Radiohead	410	111	2.61	-342.04	3.39	0.52	1.33
87	University of Abertay Dundee	92	6	1.19	-967.83	-12.29	3.53	3.79
88	University of Leeds	589	356	2.72	245.4	6.44	1.27	3.87
89	University of Dundee	267	138	4.32	912.22	16.69	-3.77	-2.11
90	University of Greenwich	171	485	0.94	-389.5	14.56	0.63	1.55
91	Aston University Birmingham	450	88	3.59	651.07	18.54	-1.4	2.06
92	Sony	146	31	2.96	-872.4	1.31	-1.78	0.02
93	University of Warwick	583	184	3.05	285.46	6.89	0.75	1.95
94	Staffordshire University	9	226	3.24	148.12	19.09	0.26	1.84
95	University of Reading	273	390	1.82	989.39	-15.12	-0.45	3.46
96	University of Bath	353	62	2.21	158.36	19.11	1.75	3.91
97	University of Bristol	417	265	3.49	-288.2	-14.74	-2.2	0.28
98	Heinz Beans	547	284	3.48	680.51	1.71	-2.59	0.79
99	Queen's University Belfast	244	155	2.45	943.2	0.23	2.58	0.98
100	Heriot-Watt University	417	49	3.56	643.35	17.38	-0.63	2.22
101	University of Teesside	326	518	4.34	156.04	5.48	2.06	1.04
102	University of Cambridge	548	538	3.66	180.04	1.76	2.86	-1.52
103	Rhododendron	146	132	4.53	401.38	18.29	2.88	-0.03
104	London Metropolitan University	373	36	1.18	786.33	7.31	0.49	-2.61
105	University of Gloucestershire	476	482	3.23	759.95	-9.6	-0.84	-0.36
106	University of Plymouth	244	372	1.52	454.13	7.42	-3.02	2.38
107	Uranium	547	534	1.18	865.99	14.16	-2.44	-1.11
108	Liverpool Hope University College	226	394	4.67	136.7	18.85	2.61	2.42
109	Leeds Metropolitan University	236	306	4.71	876.68	12.14	3.94	3.46
110	Mars	263	153	0.45	206.13	4.69	-2.79	1.17
111	University of Sussex	478	244	4.71	294.38	-12.84	-2.64	-3.66
112	School of Oriental and African Studies	94	423	2.32	685.06	15.99	3.41	3.03
113	London South Bank University	547	363	3.91	410.82	6.45	3.45	1.96
114	The Robert Gordon University	291	516	4.07	920.35	13.01	2.7	2.01
115	University of Ulster	586	262	3.42	153.21	-0.01	3.87	2.97
116	University of Wales, Swansea	73	426	2.59	793.59	8.56	3.95	1.42
117	Coldseal Windows	161	405	1.55	453.61	15.9	0.38	3.18
118	University of Aberdeen	429	415	4.2	33.37	11.69	1.64	2.28
119	University of Nottingham	217	350	0.42	-469.1	-0.21	1.91	-3.68
120	University of Huddersfield	133	165	0.93	994.11	5.24	2.56	0.82
121	University of Wales, Lampeter	21	206	3.02	84.91	10.78	1.08	3.17
122	Loughborough University	73	336	2.17	545.33	12.78	2.7	2.57
123	Chunky KitKat	451	247	0.09	594.66	12.91	0.7	-2.04
124	Swansea Institute of Higher Education	110	56	3.2	183.6	16.23	2.71	3.41
125	Cardiff University	126	516	0.35	587.74	-7.71	3.66	-1.38
126	King's College London	240	151	2.79	494.8	14.07	1.68	3.12
127	University of Stirling	286	153	3.48	727.19	1.9	-3.95	3.03
128	B&Q	74	83	4.54	199.08	11.13	0.14	1.62
129	University of East Anglia	19	160	2.02	-546.97	-10.78	-0.87	0.14
130	Bath Spa University College	440	374	0.73	-608.18	16.54	1.07	2.58
131	Canterbury Christ Church University Col	392	457	0.43	897.81	3.35	0.2	1.46
132	University of Strathclyde	266	298	4.61	-7.13	19.39	0.73	0.26
133	University of Leicester	10	541	2.63	864.43	18.21	-0.79	-3.06
134	Southampton Institute	129	300	4.11	615.92	5.49	2.5	1.24
135	University of Oxford	306	453	0.87	215.54	3.56	3.95	0.08
136	University of Surrey	90	104	1.84	-372.9	4.59	2.71	1.42
137	University of St Andrews	271	347	4.91	-434.94	9.52	3.76	-1.11
138	University of Wales College, Newport	44	268	2.41	988.52	14.36	1.39	0.02
139	University of Derby	141	394	0.75	925.68	3.65	1.77	0.92
140	University of Sunderland	534	557	2.5	689.37	0.44	2.64	2.95
141	Glasgow Caledonian University	426	392	1.77	-402.89	12.06	-1.6	0.15
142	Sainsbury's	202	208	1.41	332.57	10.22	-1.32	-2.62
143	Parsnips	71	492	2.46	-192.19	8.32	1.22	1.32
144	University of Surrey Roehampton	161	536	2.72	942.93	12.18	2	1.33
145	Bungle, George and Zippy	248	387	0.45	-44.37	13.85	2.44	1.33
146	Middlesex University	517	597	2.01	153.62	16.14	0.11	3.19
147	University of Sheffield	485	324	3.99	-105.01	16.12	1.7	1.3
148	ASDA	17	439	1.17	595.55	12.79	-0.71	-0.15
149	St Martin's College	102	340	0.76	301.72	15.07	1.94	3.56
150	University of Wales, Bangor	217	375	1.9	754.84	17	3.21	-0.63
151	Coventry University	333	348	4.39	957.8	14.03	-2.47	-1.68
152	University of Birmingham	436	299	1.4	488.33	14.31	0.91	3.35