Meet the Staff

Mark

Mark is a well-known face in Soho. As the owner of what many say is easily the best sex shop in the whole of London, and perhaps even the world, people come from miles around for service with that personal touch.

"A lot of places charge extra for that personal touch," says Mark, "but with me it's free - and anyway I don't think I could ever resist that quick fondle as people stand close to the till."

Mark has been running the shop since 1999 and has quickly built up his range of products and services to suit all needs. "I'm like a really good friend to a lot of people. They come to me when they're lonely, looking for pictures of naked girls. They come to me for advice when they want to give the wife something a bit special. And they come to me when they just want a good hard fuck up the arse."

Gerald

"Why do I let myself be so comprehensively dominated?" asks Gerald. "I used to ask myself the exact same thing when I worked in the bank. It just feels so much better to be a slave to Mark. He's the best there is. He's developed thrusting into an art. And he's so inventive. It's such an honour to be sellotaped upside-down in the cellar and force-fed offal by such a great man."

Scott

Scott has recently started working for Mark and has lots of big ideas. "We're a dynamic company setting a new paradigm in fetish products for today's demanding consumer," he reckons.