Kinky Mark's
Sexy Board Games

The kinkiest board games on the planet!

So you think Twister is a sexy game to play at parties? Wrapping yourself around some fine member of the opposite sex, and accidentally putting your hand on their genitals? Don't you yearn for the real thing? Haven't had it in months? With our board games, you have the perfect excuse - invite all your fittest friends round!

Bugger! £9.99. Click here to order.

The classic family board game! We believe the picture on the box says it all, especially the expression on the kid on the left's face coupled with the joyful position he's "coincidentally" had to adopt, with his groin rubbing the girl's arse. He's certainly enjoying himself, and being the tender of age of 13, this experience will certainly help him to relieve himself effectively once he gets home!

Monogamy £14.99. Click here to order.

Walk the streets of London and Soho while remaining attached to one partner! Much harder than it sounds, this game includes locations such as Spearmint Rhino, Clapham Common and the headquarters of the The National Association of Bigamists. The box includes:

• Pornographic Chance Cards: You don't know what you'll turn over next! Will you smile with delight at a beautiful lady playing with herself, or will you retch when you see that big fat cock up a man's hairy arse?
• Community Chests: Can you match up the pairs of breasts?

Dildo? £12.99. Click here to order.

The Classic Mystery Game - find out who clobbered Mrs Perkins to death with the big black plastic vibrator. Was it the bishop, or the cabinet minister?

Masturbation! £10.99. Click here to order.
Based on the classic game "Operation!", this variation requires you to wank off the guy lying on the table without accidentally removing any internal organs or making him too embarrassed.

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