Kinky Mark's
CDs & Video Games

On your own? Again? Make it feel like the real thing!

Real Sex CD £15.99. Click here to order.
Tired of wanking in silence?
- This one is great: remove your clothes to track 1, complete with the sound of hysterical laughter and memorable quotes such as "what's that!" and "that's a bit small isn't it?", crack one off with track 2, with soundbites such as "push harder god damn you" and "is that the best you can do?", let it all out with track 3 and phrases like "well, that was a bit shit wasn't it?", "I've had more stimulating experiences while doing the washing up", and "well, see ya". Track 4 contains the sounds of footsteps walking quitely out and a car being driven off, all set to the most realistic snoring we have ever heard recorded.

Resident Beagle III £35.99. Click here to order.
Experience the randiness of aristocracy
- In this game you play the part of a dog, randomly buggered by his posh family, who finds love with a Border Collie.

Vaginal Fantasy VIII £39.99. Click here to order.
- Perfect for geeky thirteen year-old boys.

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