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We sell a trippin' variety of legal highs and "novelties"!

We sell bongs in a range of sizes, from our standard 10cm Porta-Bong® (49p) to 400ft beasts like this:

Our top-of-the-range UltraBong. (£15 million)

There's also a whole range of skins to suit your needs. (Note to police: We said novelties man! Chill!). Our standard Economy size are made from recycled toilet paper, and are great if you want to add that nutty flavour. Moving up the range, we have a selection of premier skins for the more discerning drug addict: Old Mancunian Gerbil is made from just that, old domestic rodents matured and skinned for that distinctive aroma. There's also Zest of Rover and Spirit of Eeyore if you require larger sizes. Or if you prefer that antique flavour, why not try, exclusive to Hempweed Dreadlock Mark's, the Dead Sea Scrolls - available for a limited time only!

Why not try our extensive range of herbs? Nothing illegal of course - we have oregano, thyme, parsley and many more. We guarantee you'll be off your face completely legally - because honestly, if you really want to smoke any of those you must be almost as bonkers as I am!

We haven't got any mushrooms in at the moment, but we found some odd-looking toadstools growing in our window box. Our friend Jim ate some and he died! Cool!

Rest in peace, Jim!

Special Offer: Every customer gets this attractive pot plant free!

(We're trying to get rid of these - PC Paddick always eyes them suspiciously for some reason! I mean, yeah, we do call them "pot" plants, because that's what they come in! It's standard Garden Centre terminology!)

And, finally, don't forget to try our crazy tea!

Totally legal!

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