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SUNDAY'S TV
| 9.00am | Celebrity Express A day full of entertainment as Simon Fuller and Pete Waterman look for the international megastars of tomorrow - literally! All over the UK, young hopefuls are auditioning to become an overnight celebrity by recording a hit single this evening that will be on sale in the shops tomorrow, and will certainly reach number 1 in the charts next Sunday, because of the way the music charts reflect the genuine talent and commitment of the artist to his or her music. To sign up call 0800 858 858 - all your hard minutes of work could pay off, and people in the street might even still remember your face this time next month! Andy Warhol said that in the future everybody will be famous for fifteen minutes. And if you win, you'll be well on your way to that target! |
| 6.00pm | Songs of Kray's Special edition of Songs of Praise featuring the hymns of Reggie Kray, live from the East End. Hymns to include God Bludgeon Ye Merry Gentlemen, All Things Bright and Lying in a Pool of Their Own Blood and O Kneecap All Ye Faithful. Plus Sir Elton John performs Silent Night ('s Alright For Fighting). |
| 7.00pm | Songs of Crazed In a bid to foster ethnic diversity on Channel 23, we present an hour of brainwashed chants from hard-line right-wing fundamentalist representatives from all the world's accepted and respected religions, in the hope that none of them feel the need to fly an aeroplane into our headquarters. Plus Hare Krishnas! What a crazy bunch of hippy freaks! |
| 8.00pm | Bar Mitzvah Documentary about London's new Jewish nightclub. |
| 8.30pm | Sci-Fi Night Channel 23 brings you an evening of the most boring, cheap programmes on telly! Kicking off with the first in a Star-Trek sextuple-bill: Star Trek: The Generation After The Generation After Next |
| 9.00pm | Sci-Fi Night Star Trek: Deep Boredom 12 |
| 9.30pm | Sci-Fi Night Star Trek: Vaguer This is a rare pilot for a TV series that was, sadly, never commissioned. Bored with making up technical terms and galaxy names, the writers descended into silliness. In this episode, What's-her-name discovers a Thingy underneath the Wotsit, which means Something could happen to That-Bloke-With-The-Funny-Forehead unless Some Woman acts quickly to prevent the Thingy from turning into Something Else, but unfortunately That Alien has other ideas. |
| 10.00pm | Sci-Fi Night Star Trek: Retro The new series of Star Trek that is set closer to the present day. |
| 10.30pm | Sci-Fi Night Star Crawl The new series of Star Trek that is set on the Pioneer 10 probe, due to reach Earth's nearest star in fifteen million years. |
| 11.00pm | Sci-Fi Night Sea Trek The new series of Star Trek that is set in the year 1580 AD. |
| 11.30pm | Sci-Fi Night An ironic look back at... Foreheads Carol Vorderman presents the first in an occasional series of ironic reminiscences about the near past. In this Sci-Fi Night edition, we take a look at sci-fi alien foreheads from the late 19th century to the present day, and get Stuart Maconie to make witty remarks. "I had a mate at school who had a forehead like that!" he laughs. |
| 12.00midnight | Close |
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