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Channel 23: Fiends

I'll be there for you...
When you set your hair alight
I'll be there for you...
When you get into a big fight
I'll be there for you...
To make a witty, ironic comment like "You're really stupid! Ha ha ha!"

The One Where They Destroy The USA

BUDGET SUMMARY: WHAT THE CAST WERE PAID FOR THIS EPISODE:

Matt LeWank	$100000000
Jennifer Bannister	$100000000
Matthew Perry	$1000 (forgot to turn up - David Schwimmer said "Hey! That was, like, a really stupid thing to do! Ha ha ha!")
David Schwimmer	$100000000000 (three zeros added to pay cheque accidentally by production company. He wittily retorted "Hey! That was, like, a really stupid thing to do! Ha ha ha!")
Lisa Couldn't-Row	$100000000 (but fell into the sea on her way home. When the cast were told, David Schwimmer piped up "Hey! That was, like, a really stupid thing to do! Ha ha ha!")

The entire writing team was paid $100000000000 in total, which is approximately $3.28 each.

L'Oreal later sued the production company for $10000000000000000 but their lawyer accidentally said the word "nipples" in their case for the prosecution. As any decent lawyer would have told them, saying the word "nipples" in court is likely to result in a counter-case against them on behalf of Ally McBeal, on the grounds of maybe-being-a-bit-like-sexual-harrassment-but-not-really. This trial was even more interesting, as the entire L'Oreal team were mysteriously crushed by a massive dancing baby during the proceedings. The resulting investigation established that Ally McBeal's fantasies should definitely not have been archived in the attic above the court room due to their vast mass, which the structure was unable to support. David Schwimmer wittily said "Hey! That was, like, a really stupid thing to do! Ha ha ha!"